Vat Nie Kak Nie is not a ZA clothing brand—hats, sunglasses, lighters to wire food, whatever… it’s a way of life. Made for those who walk their own path, flip the script, and take no sh*t from naebody. Whether you’re blocking the sun, having a braai or shutting out the kak—just do it. Show the world you couldn’t give two FCUKs.
THE ALTERNATIVE BRAND
Why Only 2 Items? Don’t Be Nosey.
We’re just getting started. You want more? Buy these first.
VNKN Trucker Hat
Crown Yourself with Attitude
This isn’t just a hat—it’s a declaration. Built for legends who own the room and give zero f’s, it’s the ultimate accessory for blocking the sun, the sweat, and the nonsense. Throw it on, flip the brim, and let the world know you came to dominate.
Mesh Structured Black Trucker Hat
5-panel standard 58cm hat with cotton front and polyester mesh snapback
Legendary Logo
Hey it’s the Salient crown, that’s pretty cool actually.
Amazing Logo
Sometimes you just have to stop and stare at the lines, they’re quite pretty.
Sharp Edges
The Salient logo focus on minimaliistic geometric design.
Ultra Durable
the Salient logo monument is made out of reinforced steel
VNKN Sunglasses
Shades That Mean Business
These aren’t just sunglasses—they’re your personal shield against the sun and stupidity. Tough, sharp, and unapologetically bold, they’ll block the glare while making you the brightest thing in sight. Slip them on and let the world know you’re here to play both naughty and nice… it’s their choice.
Classic Polarized Sunglasses
UV 400 Protection – 100% UVA/B/C protection
TAC Lens Technology
Polarized lenses that cut glare, block 100% of harmful UV rays, and survive whatever life throws at them—sharp vision, no BS.
They’re the sh*t!
Durable plastic frames, UV400 lenses, solid metal hinges, and comfy nose pads—built tough and made to last.
Classic Design
Tough frames, bold colors, and lenses that say ‘so what!’—VNKN sunglasses are built to turn heads whilst scaring off bullsh*tters.
Polycarbonate Frame
Slick polycarbonate frames with non-slip legs—built to stay put, no matter how wild things get.
Double the Style, Double the Attitude!
Why choose one when you can have both? Pair our badass trucker hat with our tough-as-nails sunglasses and save 15%. This combo isn’t just gear—it’s your armour against the ordinary. Look sharp, block the nonsense, and own every room you walk into. Buy the set now and let the world know you don’t take sh*t!
15% off = R364
Usually R129 + R299 = R428
VNKN Trucker Hat
This ain’t just a hat—it’s a ‘don’t f*ck with me’ crown for your head.
R299
VNKN Sunglasses
Because squinting is for amateurs, and you’re a legend.
R129
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… Why are you still on our website? Buy something already en v*k vorentoe!
… Why are you still on our website? Buy something already en v*k vorentoe!
… Why are you still on our website? Buy something already en v*k vorentoe!
… Why are you still on our website? Buy something already en v*k vorentoe!
… Why are you still on our website? Buy something already en v*k vorentoe!